Look Ma, No Hands!

Are you on the fence about whether or not to take the plunge and have a baby? Or more specifically, get pregnant? If so, I think I may be able to help by showing you my newest magic trick.

Behold:

That’s right. With a pregnant belly, you can now balance items on your stomach, freeing up your hands for more important things like changing the channel on the TV or feeding your very hungry self while keeping said items within arms reach.

And let me tell you, you will relish having your most prized possessions right there because previously simple tasks like leaning forward to reach your glass will become much more of a chore than you ever imagined!

So did I convince you? 🙂

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