Conversation with my cousin’s 5 year old daughter:
Her: Can you run?
Me: What do you mean, can I run?
Her: Like, do you know how to?
My response: Of course I can run, silly! What would make you think I can’t run?
(My thought: Holy crap! Am I that out of shape, that children assume that I’m actually incapable of running?! I may not run ever very frequently, but I’m certainly capable of doing it, thankyouverymuch!)
Her: blank stare on her face and I hear crickets….
Perhaps I should start working out a little more seriously?